Thursday, November 24, 2005


Battle of Alberta - Flames are a Joke Edition

Season Record: 13-10-1 Season Record: 14-8-2

Enough fooling around. It's time to take the gloves off. Tomorrow's Battle of Alberta is clearly more than just another regular season game.

Since (1) there have been far too few insults on this board, (2) I'm not witty enough to come up with anything original today, and (3) I'm a sucker for terrible jokes, here are a couple. Please add more.

Q: How do you find Calgary?
A: Walk south until you smell it and then west until you step in it.

Q: What do the Flames and the Titanic have in common?
A: They both look terrific until they hit the ice.

Q: What do the Calgary Stampeders and the Calgary Flames have in common?
A: Neither team can play hockey . . . or football.

Q: Why can't Pamela Anderson support the Flames?
A: The Flames' one cup can't support her.


OK, ok, I've got a joke....


Despite anticipating something along those lines, that still made me laugh out loud. It must have been the delivery. Well done.

Q: Whats the difference between the Calgary Flames and a big steaming bucket of poo?

A: the bucket

Q: How many Torontonians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 4,500,000 -- 1 to actually change it and the other 4,499,999 to talk about what a world class event it was...

wrong joke!
its how many Flames fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 100, 1 to change the lightbulb, and 99 to talk about how the Flames made it to game 7 of the stanley cup finals.

OK, have you heard the one about Peca?

You have? Yeah, I know, that was a good one.

Well, this one's similar but with a different punchline. It goes something like this...

Ty Conklin.

That's all I got. BTW, I thought Sacamano's last three jokes in the original post were quite good.

Here's a joke!! The Edmonton Oilers this year!!! HAHA

q: what the diferance between a bra and a the flames

A: the bra has two cups

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