Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Memo to Charlie Simmer:
You should really stop prefacing 70-80% of your comments with the word "again". About half the time, it doesn't even make sense, as it's the first time you've mentioned what you're mentioning. It also makes you sound obnoxious ("How many times do I have to say!..."), and most of all, it's really, really annoying. Really.
And hey, thank God we're bringing in a veteran to eliminate the need to use McElhinney. What a bum.
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And hey, thank God we're bringing in a veteran to eliminate the need to use McElhinney. What a bum.
# posted by Matt @ 8:44 pm 
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Have you seen the Oilers PPV man Rob Brown?
Apparently he was an Oiler once. He's also the laziest colourman in the world who repeats the same 3-4 ideas all game long:
"Here's a chance for the Oilers to re-gain the momentum with a really strong shift here..."
looks like the LAMES show their TRUE COLOURS and get shut out by the PATHETIC PREDS. hey FLAMERS what happened to TANG-GAY AND IGINSUCK tonight?
I said it on CiO, but I'll say it again here.
My favorite Rob Brown moment: 1st period, Oilers down 1-0, and they take a bad penalty. Brown says, and I quote, "the Oilers have a great opportunity to get some momentum back by killing this penalty." Agreed, Rob. Whenever my team is down a goal, and are playing poorly, I look for them to go shorthanded for two minutes. Makes them bare down and focus.
Yup, ironically McElhinny was probably the best part about that game.
It would probably do more good if Joseph took Eriksson's place in the line-up instead.
looks like the LAMES show their TRUE COLOURS and get shut out by the PATHETIC PREDS. hey FLAMERS what happened to TANG-GAY AND IGINSUCK tonight?
Holy Mackeral is that funny. Spot-on.
Seemed awfully similar to something fever4flames would say. Which means both are likely just a regular commenter goofing around.
Was that Rob Brown? I caught the 3rd period, and wondered who it was :) Flatout moronic comments...
Another Simmer nugget from last night that:
A Preds player hits the post on a wide open net. Afterward, Simmer chimes in, "and the worst part about it is, he doesn't get credit for a shot on net!"
Actually, Charlie, I would say the worst part about hitting the post was, you know, NOT SCORING THE GOAL.
"Again Roger, when the other team is outplaying you, they're going to get a lot more scoring chances than you."
"Again, it goes back to getting the puck out of your end when you have the opportunity."
"Again, it goes back to faceoffs."
"Again Roger, it goes back to making quick passes and getting the puck on the net."
"Again Roger, it goes back to making sure you're not letting anyone sneak in behind you."
"Again Rog, if you get your stick up into a guy's midsection..."
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!SD;KJHF
He's probably using "again", because he's explaining all these things to Roger Millions during commercial breaks...."Again Roger, offside is when the attacking player enters the zone before the puck", "Again Roger, it's 'joins the rush' not 'joins the party', "Again Roger, Mika is serious about that restraining order"
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Have you seen the Oilers PPV man Rob Brown?
Apparently he was an Oiler once. He's also the laziest colourman in the world who repeats the same 3-4 ideas all game long:
"Here's a chance for the Oilers to re-gain the momentum with a really strong shift here..."
looks like the LAMES show their TRUE COLOURS and get shut out by the PATHETIC PREDS. hey FLAMERS what happened to TANG-GAY AND IGINSUCK tonight?
# posted by 
: January 15, 2008 8:59 pm
: January 15, 2008 8:59 pm I said it on CiO, but I'll say it again here.
My favorite Rob Brown moment: 1st period, Oilers down 1-0, and they take a bad penalty. Brown says, and I quote, "the Oilers have a great opportunity to get some momentum back by killing this penalty." Agreed, Rob. Whenever my team is down a goal, and are playing poorly, I look for them to go shorthanded for two minutes. Makes them bare down and focus.
Yup, ironically McElhinny was probably the best part about that game.
It would probably do more good if Joseph took Eriksson's place in the line-up instead.
looks like the LAMES show their TRUE COLOURS and get shut out by the PATHETIC PREDS. hey FLAMERS what happened to TANG-GAY AND IGINSUCK tonight?
Holy Mackeral is that funny. Spot-on.
Seemed awfully similar to something fever4flames would say. Which means both are likely just a regular commenter goofing around.
Was that Rob Brown? I caught the 3rd period, and wondered who it was :) Flatout moronic comments...
# posted by : January 15, 2008 10:13 pm
: January 15, 2008 10:13 pm Another Simmer nugget from last night that:
A Preds player hits the post on a wide open net. Afterward, Simmer chimes in, "and the worst part about it is, he doesn't get credit for a shot on net!"
Actually, Charlie, I would say the worst part about hitting the post was, you know, NOT SCORING THE GOAL.
"Again Roger, when the other team is outplaying you, they're going to get a lot more scoring chances than you."
"Again, it goes back to getting the puck out of your end when you have the opportunity."
"Again, it goes back to faceoffs."
"Again Roger, it goes back to making quick passes and getting the puck on the net."
"Again Roger, it goes back to making sure you're not letting anyone sneak in behind you."
"Again Rog, if you get your stick up into a guy's midsection..."
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!SD;KJHF
He's probably using "again", because he's explaining all these things to Roger Millions during commercial breaks...."Again Roger, offside is when the attacking player enters the zone before the puck", "Again Roger, it's 'joins the rush' not 'joins the party', "Again Roger, Mika is serious about that restraining order"
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