Wednesday, November 14, 2007

 

"OH MY GAWD HE JUST THREW METROGNOME THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!!"

Actual IM conversation between Matt Fenwick and I. Just now. It's gonna happen one day. I know it.


Me: Alright, I'm gonna go have lunch. Thanks for the help and support on that post.

Matt: Enjoy.

me: GOIL! Cmon, you know you wanna say it. I can't wait for you to turn heel. It'll be bigger than Hogan joining the NWO.

Matt: Keep waiting. Actually, playing the Canucks is a situation where I might well be rooting for the Oil.

me: OH MY GOD!! MATT FENWICK JUST TORE OFF HIS FLAMES JERSEY!!! WHAT IS THAT!? GOOD GOD, NO! HE'S WEARING AN OILERS JERSEY UNDERNEATH!!!

Matt: What I'll mainly be cheering for, though, is for it to end in regulation. Like all NW games

me: Ah, wrestling jokes are awesome. Later!

Matt: late.

Comments:

I dont know if it's a compliment, but I sure do like seeing my silly internet alias in an all-capitals title.
 


That's not your real name? To paraphrase Wooderson: it'd be a lot cooler if it was.
 


Wooderson. Heh. Awesome.

I sure do like those redheads.
 


That's... that's METROGNOME's music!!!
 


That's... that's METROGNOME's music!!!

Hmm. Would it be, though? See, Fenwick would be turning heel on Metrognome, his Flames partner. So I think it would have to be, "That's...that's GRABIA's music!!!" A stunned Metrognome would look over at Matt, who would then kick him in the stomach and pile-drive him. And then I'd come out, lift Matt's arms in triumph, and then we'd put the beat down on Metrognome. Concluding with a jack-knife powerbomb through the Spanish announcers table.

And, of course, the music would be "Zombie Nation.
 


Andy:

No steel chairs or spray paint? That just ruins it for me...
 


Oh yeah, paint for sure. We'd rip MG's Flames jersey right off, and paint "HNIC" across his chest. Then I'd grab the mic, turn to the stunned and booing Saddledome crowd, slick back my greased hair, flip the toothpick around in my mouth and say, "Hey Yo..."
 


You teenage girls instant message with each other?
 


You teenage girls instant message with each other?

OMGYG2BK. RME. d00d. UCMU.
 

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