Wednesday, October 18, 2006

 

Power Rankings: Canadian Teams



Tap of the shinpads to Odd Man Rush for uncovering this one. Really, there isn't much else to say. Just. Strange.

Comments:

I can think of 2 reasons why I was really disappointed that the last chick didn't take her bra off......
This must have been in BC. Like the mary jane leaf in the flag.
 


Yeah, it's a real bummer about that last chick.
 


How so?
 


"I was fairly impressed with the performance of every team," the coach said after the game, "but unfortunately the Senators just came out flat."
 


What the heck was that? So confused.
 


Looks like the Oilers offense isn't the only thing sagging.....
 


It is apparently a Burlesque show out of Toronto. Group of girls known as the Harlettes. Next show is on Halloween. I think Mirtle, Pat, Tyler, Chris!, Mike W. and Alana better check it out. Research purposes, of course.
 


Oh my god. I didn't get that upset at the ending of Old Yeller.
 


Calgary's lack of firepower up front was quite obvious.
 


Calgary's lack of firepower up front was quite obvious.

Calgary girl was lacking pretty well everywhere, which is about appropriate for right now, anyway. At any rate, give the girl a damned sandwich.
 


hockey and boobs are a fantastic combination.
 


Hmm.
 


Hmm what?
 


I actually thought the Calgary chick had a good Parker Posey groove going.
 


I think Mirtle, Pat, Tyler, Chris!, Mike W. and Alana better check it out. Research purposes, of course.

I've (unfortunately) seen them before. You get invited to some weird stuff in j-schol.
 


I actually thought the Calgary chick had a good Parker Posey groove going.

Agreed. She didn't look quite bitchy enough, but close.
 


If I have to.

Can't make the Halloween show though. Taking the kids trick or treating.

When's the next show? I'll do it.

Just for you Andy. Because you asked nice.

And because I like boobies!
 


I'll be getting my fill of burlesque at Dave's Halloween party this year, thankyouverymuch. Besides, these Harlettes are pretty shoddy performers. I was happy to see that the Oilers chick has the largest breasts, however.
 


I'm still trying to figure out what Frightenstein character to dress up as. Let's see if this draws Matt out...

GRAMMAR SLAMMER BAMMER!!!
 


I am glad to see that the Harlettes Good Ol' Hockey Game has reached hockey fans! This little diddy was performed at the Harlettes Tribute to Canada show in 2006. I am Breezie Lefleur M/C of the Harlettes. I think it is unfortunate that James Mirtle did not enjoy the show as our audiences always have a great time along with the performers. Perhaps he has confused us with someone else? Allow me to invite you to our next show February 11/07 with a money back guarantee if you are not totally entertained and satisfied. Check the website - www.harlettes.com for details. Or email me directly at manager@harlettes.com
Thank you for our time & consideration.
Breezie
 

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