Saturday, September 30, 2006
The Taming Of The Puck Bunny
This post may have uncovered the Canadian quote of this, and the last, century.
To squee, or not to squee, that is the Canadian woman's question
Whether 'tis nobler in the ovaries to suffer
The snaps and wrists of outrageous fortuners,
Or to take arms against a C of troubles,
And by opposing end them?
# posted by andy grabia @ 2:35 pm 
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No, THIS is the Canadian Quote of the Century :
It is part of a Canadian woman's genetic disposition to be sexually attracted to good skaters and hockey players, part of our Darwinian struggle. Nothing sets my ovaries humming like the spray of ice from a hockey stop. It's grace, strength, hockey-coach-for-your-kids, the measure of a Canadian man. I was never a puck bunny, but I get it.
I swear, I'll use that line on a girl sometime.... The first sentance I mean.
Ya, that was the quote I was talking about. I really think this line should be the on the Hot Oil banner:
Nothing sets my ovaries humming like the spray of ice from a hockey stop.
Hell, I may put it on ours.
julian--
As long as you can demonstrate your (skating) prowess, it just might work.
Yeah, that's the problem, I'm better off just talking about my skating and playing than actually demonstrating anything.
yeah i remember my kiddie rink days...there was this blonde girl named geraldine who gave head and i heard went all the way...she was 10 years old at the time...
being 11 at the time she just scared me
yeah i remember my kiddie rink days...there was this blonde girl named geraldine who gave head and i heard went all the way...she was 10 years old at the time...
Where the fuck did you live? Girls didn't even exist for me when I was ten. I was too busy reading The Hobbit and playing tabletop hockey. Oh, and watching the Oilers when their first Cup. Did I tell you all that four more followed?
"Oh, and watching the Oilers when their first Cup. Did I tell you all that four more followed?"
Only Andy would see a comment on a 10 year old girl who gives head as an opportunity to brag about the Oilers' past glories.
I'm a woman and I still don't know how ovaries are supposed to hum.
Forget it, I don't want to know :P
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No, THIS is the Canadian Quote of the Century :
It is part of a Canadian woman's genetic disposition to be sexually attracted to good skaters and hockey players, part of our Darwinian struggle. Nothing sets my ovaries humming like the spray of ice from a hockey stop. It's grace, strength, hockey-coach-for-your-kids, the measure of a Canadian man. I was never a puck bunny, but I get it.
I swear, I'll use that line on a girl sometime.... The first sentance I mean.
# posted by 
: October 01, 2006 1:24 am
: October 01, 2006 1:24 am Ya, that was the quote I was talking about. I really think this line should be the on the Hot Oil banner:
Nothing sets my ovaries humming like the spray of ice from a hockey stop.
Hell, I may put it on ours.
julian--
As long as you can demonstrate your (skating) prowess, it just might work.
# posted by : October 01, 2006 8:06 am
: October 01, 2006 8:06 am Yeah, that's the problem, I'm better off just talking about my skating and playing than actually demonstrating anything.
# posted by : October 01, 2006 9:52 am
: October 01, 2006 9:52 am yeah i remember my kiddie rink days...there was this blonde girl named geraldine who gave head and i heard went all the way...she was 10 years old at the time...
being 11 at the time she just scared me
# posted by : October 01, 2006 10:45 pm
: October 01, 2006 10:45 pm yeah i remember my kiddie rink days...there was this blonde girl named geraldine who gave head and i heard went all the way...she was 10 years old at the time...
Where the fuck did you live? Girls didn't even exist for me when I was ten. I was too busy reading The Hobbit and playing tabletop hockey. Oh, and watching the Oilers when their first Cup. Did I tell you all that four more followed?
"Oh, and watching the Oilers when their first Cup. Did I tell you all that four more followed?"
Only Andy would see a comment on a 10 year old girl who gives head as an opportunity to brag about the Oilers' past glories.
I'm a woman and I still don't know how ovaries are supposed to hum.
Forget it, I don't want to know :P
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