Thursday, January 19, 2006

 

Oilers Game Day - Sharks

Season Record: 24-17-5 Season Record: 21-17-7

Preview


Yikes! It is a battle for the final playoff spot. The Sharks have won 9 of their last 11. The Oilers have lost three straight.





And not only are they trying to take our playoff spot, but they are trying to take away our northern Albertan livelihood.






Of course, it appears that Shark oil is used for somewhat different purposes than Athabasca crude . . . (insert your own joke here about San Jose's butts, wraps, and dented shafts)



Prediction: 4-2 Oilers

As usual, you will have to go elsewhere for a postgame report since this one is only on PPV. Plus, I'm going to see Bjorn Again AND Nearly Neil tonight at the Jube. Yep, you read that correctly - they are playing together. F-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c!

Comments:

Prediction: 8-5 San Jose. Panic in streets to follow.
 


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What on earth is this broadcast? This is what PPV is in Edmonton? At least we're getting to see Pronger in his jock strap afterwards...

(While I don't subscribe to LeafsTV, I get all of the PPV broadcasts from other cities, namely Vancouver, and this one tonight from San Jose was... different. Different as in, at one point, the play-by-play guy said something like 'Holy Batman what a save.')
 


OILERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 


Pronger's balls are a tradition now, man. Don't question it. They are orbs of power.
 


No, seriously... has there been a post about the PPV broadcasts?
 


Orbs! Of power!
 

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