Thursday, November 24, 2005


Is. It. Ever.

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"Thus saith the LORD; Behold, waters rise up out of the north, and shall be an overflowing flood, and shall overflow the land, and all that is therein; the city, and them that dwell therein: then the men shall cry, and all the inhabitants of the land shall howl." -Jeremiah 47:2

"The cities of the south shall be shut up, and none shall open them . . it shall be wholly carried away captive.
- Jeremiah 13:19.

OK, good, but mine has men crying and howling like little bitches.

I was sort of hoping that they would cry and howl like little bitches before they were eventually shut up.

Those are OK, but there should be more gnashing of teeth, like the Oil faithful will be doing tonight.

As an aside, the dirtiest part of the Bible is surely Ezekiel 23:20 -- I have a case of beer for anyone who goes to the game tonight wearing a coloured afro and waving a big sign that says "Ezekiel 23:20"

"... 19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled." ... and so on.

Oh, come on. Nobody talks like that any more, and only nutcases quote Scripture. Get with the times...


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